Britney Spears I Wanna Go Parody The Hunger Games

Peeta, I love Katniss Everdeen,
so you better back down 
‘cause this is more than a fling. 
So just deal with it. 

Gale, she’s the hottest girl in District 12,
what makes you think she could
fall for a muttation like yourself?
She’s all mine.

Such beautiful eyes.
I’ll bake you pies.
We’re just two guys.

I want to take you away, 
take you from the Hunger Games.
I want to fight, 
take away the pain you’re feeling tonight.

WOAH.

I want to bake you a cake, 
for you to eat in the Hunger Games.
I just shot you a squirrel, 
shot it from a mile away. 

WOAH.

Two hot guys for me run between,
there’s no shortage in my district
if you know what I mean.
I’m on fire.

Gale is the only hunter boy that I see,
but I get Peeta’s buns in my oven for free.
Must I chose one?

Such beautiful eyes.
I’ll bake you pies.
We’re just two guys. 

I want to take you away,
take you from the Hunger Games.
I want to fight,
take away the pain you’re feeling tonight.

WOAH.

I want to give you a cause,
a cause that’s worth dying for.
You don’t need to fight,
you can both have me tonight.

WOAH. 

(via trytowin)